Ducktales - all the x readers you never asked for

Here I will personally write a plethora of absolutely stunning self inserts with characters from Disney's own 'Ducktales'. Unfortunately, I've only written about characters that you will really fucking hate to see in a book like this, so you will leave after reading it feeling like a new, albeit slightly worse person than you were beforehand. I also find it important to add that I'm writing the entirety of this book using voice to text. Welp.