Death Bed Reality Check
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Last published Thu, Jun 12, 2014
Prologue
Once upon a time...
Nahhh just fucking with ya.
If you like stupid humor and sexual innuendos then this is your book about 3 people ( The account owners) that are on their death bed when they find out paranormal beings are real and looking for their mates.
If you like sexy, hot, irresistible supernaturals this is definitely for you. Muhahahaha.
Also we will be telling whose POV we are in so don't worry.
- Skylar, Sarah, y Sondra Dueces Biatches. Love ya
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