The Grass on the Other Side is Astroturf
Amyjon
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Amyjon
Ongoing, First published Mar 13, 2018
basedonatruestorybeachreadchicklitcomedyfunnyfunnymomentsfuntoreadgirlmeetsworldhumormistakessearchingforyourselfthirtysomethingwomensfiction
If you haven't found yourself by now, should you just stop looking?

From ice cream truck driver and magician's assistant to funeral home receptionist and associate producer for The Jerry Springer Show, this 30-something has held a total of 50 jobs; called 21 different addresses home; earned two degrees; and lived life as a marketing executive, professional actress, paid party girl, would-be Cuban-American princess, entrepreneur (and amateur tramp) in an obsessive quest to figure out who she wants to be when she grows up.

Through this hilarious collection of true life stories a few things become clear...
•	The only thing better than getting a job is quitting a job
•	Lying about your age requires advanced math skills
•	If the music stops and you're left standing...you'll do anything to grab a chair

This book is a guilty pleasure that will make you laugh, sigh, and feel better about your own decisions.
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