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Santa's Boat Ride: So Was Rudolph (Rudolph x Reader)

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Santa's Boat Ride is an original Christmas parody. Join Santa, Frosty, and Rudolph in a magical adventure to pick up some Christmas food seasoning from Frosty's Grandma. Set sail into a glitchy broken town with horrible voice acting, creepy G-rated animals, and a deep bitter regret that will never end. One last thing, Rudolph's on the menu, will he survive?All Rights Reserved

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