Pick-Up Lines!
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Last published Wed, Mar 14, 2018
My friend said I should use my pick up lines on the person I like. But I don't like anyone.... SO IM PUTTING THEM IN A BOOK. If imma be honest pick up lines are like jokes to me. I find them
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