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She the Maid?

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Reads 4,377
Votes 61
Parts 26
Time 1h 4m

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harry humour maid onedirection romance

I bend bown while cleaning the coffee table. You can see down the top of my maid outfit. You can see the blue laced bra. I look at Harry and he is already looking at me. I finish with the coffee table and start to clean the book shelf, I start at the bottom then make my way up. I tip toe so I can reach the top. "I got it." Liam coughes. I smile and let him do it. "Nice matching underwear." Zayn mumbles under his breath. "Thanks." I smile. 

This is a story of so much shit. Read to figuer out what all this shit is about. Ups and downs. 

Sorry this is shit, but give my story a chance plz? *puppy dogg facccee*All Rights Reserved

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Spaces between Us by esme_styles

EXCERPT: I scoffed and waved my hands in the air dramatically in ickiness. Eeww it Smells like tuna!!!! I gagged and looked up. MARCEL HARRY STYLES "You fucking little cunt!!! You have four damn eyes use them before I pull them out with my bare hands idiot!!!" I threatened "look what you did!!! It's zayns sweater fucking bloody hell!!!" I shouted. Sam came over with napkins and helped me clean it. "I-I'm sorry. I was erm distracted" he studdered and tried to help me clean up the food off the hoodie "No shit Sherlock!" I snapped and I felt the entire schools populations eyes on me. Fuck I grabbed a Gatorade from the table nearby which I'm sure was some kids but he'll I'll pay for it later. I took matters into my own hands and poured the Gatorade onto his curly head. You would've thought he would have winced or curled into a ball but nope he just stood there and took what had him coming. Everyone began to laugh and point and I'm sure he's experienced this thousands of times before.

Smile at a Stranger (1D/ Niall) by marcel__

NIALL: What in the world just happened? I choked at seeing this girl? And did a spit take when I actually got a good look at her? What the hell is wrong with me? LOUIS: I turn around because I'm sure that would have made Summer laugh. But she remains silent. Her hands are still doing something with my phone and the stereo. Her face is blank looking at Niall with her eyes slightly squinted. That's weird. Summer has laughed almost every time one of us does something funny. ZAYN: "But you're One Direction." I hear her mumble. She sighs. "And that matters because?" She doesn't need to be so insecure around us. She just needs to be herself. I know that's what Niall likes. She turns around, giving me a look and with her hands on her hips. "Do I need to explain it to you?" She says sassily. Then she giggles turning back around. HARRY: "Where do you want to go?" The way her American accent blends in with her awkwardness and sassiness is attractive. And it's also funny because Niall hasn't taken his eyes off her the whole time. Mission accepted. Niall and Summer. LIAM: I look at him with a smirk on my face. He furrows his eyebrows at me. "What?" "Summer will be here soon and with all of us busy with our interviews. I thought Niall could occupy her." Zayn squints his eyes at me and comes right up in my face. "What?" I back up laughing a bit. He backs off. "You're quite the mastermind." He gives me a nod of approval. SUMMER: Man, how are we living in a world where a normal teenage girl can't fangirl anytime and anywhere? This sucks. Please forgive the minor bad fanfic moments, such as where they meet, falling in love in a short period of time, and a couple of small character cliches.

Heads or Tails ? by burrowedandblue

*Story contains mature and explicit content* "Something wrong sweetheart ?" Harry's cocky tone only makes my blood boil more, and I don't even think before I throw my knife to his head. Of course he dodges it easily, and he quickly pulls it out of the wall and throws it right back to my face. Thankfully Zayn and his magical fucking reflexes catch it a few inches away from my head, and Harry smiles, dimples out on display, looking pretty fucking satisfied that he succeeded whatever he wanted to do. Did the fucker just try to stab me in the eye right now ? "You fucking piece of shi-" I start yelling but Zayn is quick to snap his hand to my mouth to shut me up, growling into my ear and roughly pulling me back until I'm pressed against his chest. "Shut the fuck up you dumbass ! Are you trying to get us all killed ??" he pulls his hand away and spins me around abruptly before he shoves me towards the door. "Out. Now." **** Or the one where Louis and Harry kind of hate but kind of like each other, and have to work together when their friends disappear... and then everything changes. **** Reminder: this is simply a work of fiction, this story is in no way meant to represent anyone's actual life nor does it represent my thoughts on the people whose names I use.

Dress Me ||z.m. by TeaIsForTimi

**Book 2 titled Keep Me is up** The lights were off, all except the emergency light that flickered every now and then. I got chills just being here by my lonesome... at least I thought I were. I heard the door then footsteps coming directly towards me. "Hello?" I called out, angling my head to get a clearer view. I waited a couple seconds then suddenly I saw this dark figure walk under the emergency light. The moment the light hit those soft brown eyes, I knew exactly who it was, feeling safe enough to turn my attention back to closing the closet door. "What are you doing here?" I asked, throwing him a look over my shoulder. I felt him coming closer behind me, causing me to turn around. "I came here to be dressed," He was now inches away from me. "Isn't that your job, babe?" "Only for the next hour and a half," I said, backing up as he moved closer. When I felt the doors of the closet pressed against my back, a couple of swears escaped my mouth and I knew that I had no other choice but to await his next move. He was now an inch away from my face, staring me directly in the eyes. He leaned down to my ear, grazing it before he spoke. "Then dress me."

The Billionaire's New Maid by aaalexandria12

"Ladies first!" He ushered me into his office then pushed me on the soft leathery couch, in which I quickly got up from. And i must say, this is one very cozy office, I could fit my whole apartment in here, right behind his desk was glass, showing off the beautiful scenery of new York City. "Woah," escaped my once sealed lips, "Like it?" He cunningly asked, prodding up to his desk then sitting down, "Hell yeah!" was my reply, "Then..." He pressed a button making the curtains cover up the view and flipping on the lights, "Have a seat!" He smiled again, my smile fell as I snapped with my teeth clenched,"I'm fine standing," "Mhh, your choice!" He hummed, nodding his head, "Coffee?" "No, I'm a tea person!" I lied. "Ohh I have tea too!" "No I'm a coffee person," I replied. His eyes peered into mine, "I'm not in the mood for games Catherine Taylor!" "ALEJANDRO VINCENTO, how do you know my name?" ************************** Ongoing Cover done by: me.

Just the two of us and a cute little cup of cyanide by zarrywhoziamyeah

"I definitely need something alcoholic if I'm going to watch my two best mates divorce," Niall says, yanking a top over his head. "We're not actually married," Liam says, with slightly more force than intended. "It was an accident. Obviously I wouldn't ever get married to Zayn if I was sober, that's fucking ridiculous." The bathroom door opens suddenly and Zayn stands there in nothing but a towel, bottom lip trapped between his teeth. Liam opens his mouth to say something but Zayn holds up his hand, shaking his head. "You don't need to be a dick about it, Liam. This isn't exactly how I envisioned my first marriage going either." Or an I-accidentally-married-my-best-mate-in-Vegas fic, where Liam's completely oblivious, Zayn's completely in love, Harry's had enough, Louis plays mediator and Niall just wants his best friends to be with othereach

sightless by AlisePhantom

There is something everyone is blind to At 5:00 a.m., the sun rises early. An old maid, dressed neatly with an eyeglass strap around her neck and an expressionless face, enters a house. Despite being recently built and located near the roadside, the house appears shabby due to the untended walls and garden, which are covered with large bushes and vines. As the maid steps into the villa, she is greeted by darkness and gloom. She opens the windows, allowing the hot air to escape and letting in a sliver of light from outside. This light reveals a stunning interior filled with a variety of intriguing items. Anyone who sees the neatly arranged books and items inside would never believe that the outside and the inside are part of the same building. She prepares a delightful breakfast and carries the freshly made French toast and a glass of orange juice to the first floor. Anyone who sees it would think she is serving a god. Another dark room greeted her. Inside, a young, attractive girl in her 20s with long, straight black hair was reading a book in bed. As the maid entered, the girl turned towards her. Despite being blind, she held a book in her hand, a sight that might evoke laughter or sympathy from others. The maid, however, remained emotionless. As the maid placed the dish on the table and was about to leave, she said, "Ma'am, it's breakfast time." There were no words, just a small nod. The girl called out 'Emma'.The maid turned to face the girl, this time she was smiling

That Day (One Direction story) Finished (in editing) by stay_strong_move_on4

"Hello?" i answered my phone "HARRY PASS THE BONG, COME BACK TO BED HARRY, OHH HARRY YES HARRY!!" was all i heard "oh my god helllo?" said a familuar husky voice "oh hey harry" i said, my stomache went all mushy and i couldnt stop smiling "hang on babe i gotta get away hang on" he said it sound like he was running "HARREY HARRRREEEYYYYYYY GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR GRAVEY!!" i heard louis say. "GO AWAY OR I'LL TELL LARA YOU LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE HER!!!" harry fought back. louis went quiet and i couldnt help the giggles that excaped my lips. "Ha! im back" he said i could hear the smile in his voice "hi" i breath "hi" he says in the same tone. i pick up a book and start reading while i talk to him. "what book are you reading?" he asks "hunger- wait how do u know im readin?" i say stunned "i can see you" he says laughing "HARRY YOU PERVERT!" i yell at him " i could be naked!" i continue "thats what im hoping for" he replies "HARRY!" i yell at him again "please come out side" he beggs. i hang up on him and close my curtains and get changed. as i walk out the front i see himstanding there in a white shirt and jeans. he opens his arms for a hug and i hug him back.

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My Strange Neighbor *Completed* by 1DFan86

*Caution* SEXUAL CONTENT "So what do you need help with?" Harry asks. "I was lying I don't have homework just leave now." I demand. "No. And if you don't have homework.. Why don't I help you turn that groan of yours into a moan." He says and then comes close and whispers into my ear, "But remember you got to keep it down.. You parents will hear." "You are so rude." I say stepping away from him. "Oh am I?" He asks. "Yes you are. Leave my room. I don't feel comfortable with you in here." I tell him. He steps closer and closer to me as I step back. I reach the wall and look him dead in the eyes. "Well.. Babe.. You can't make me leave." He says. "Don't call me babe." I say. "Sorry babe." He smirks. I just give him the death glare. He leans in and I immediately know what he is doing. "Get away from me!" I say putting my hand on his lips pushing his head away from me. He chuckles, "Now now babe." "Don't now now babe me." I sass him. "Being sassy are we?" He asks. "Yes. I am." I say. "Well.. I suppose we will continue this later.. I would rather make you wet when your not sassing me." He says smirking. "Your not making me wet!" I say to him. "Well babe.. When I kiss you so rough and nibble on your sweet spot to make you moan my name. And when I feel you up and massage your boobs.. I guarantee you'll be wet. And after my first thrust of me going into you.. You will orgasm. If not I will go harder and rougher till you scream my name and have the biggest orgasm you'll ever experience." He whispers into my ear. That sent shivers right down my body. Ok maybe I'm a little wet now.

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EXCERPT: I scoffed and waved my hands in the air dramatically in ickiness. Eeww it Smells like tuna!!!! I gagged and looked up. MARCEL HARRY STYLES "You fucking little cunt!!! You have four damn eyes use them before I pull them out with my bare hands idiot!!!" I threatened "look what you did!!! It's zayns sweater fucking bloody hell!!!" I shouted. Sam came over with napkins and helped me clean it. "I-I'm sorry. I was erm distracted" he studdered and tried to help me clean up the food off the hoodie "No shit Sherlock!" I snapped and I felt the entire schools populations eyes on me. Fuck I grabbed a Gatorade from the table nearby which I'm sure was some kids but he'll I'll pay for it later. I took matters into my own hands and poured the Gatorade onto his curly head. You would've thought he would have winced or curled into a ball but nope he just stood there and took what had him coming. Everyone began to laugh and point and I'm sure he's experienced this thousands of times before.