Take Me To Flavortown
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((This is purely a joke, please don't take this seriously)) This book is a place where I will publish my Guy Fieri/Gordon Ramsay stories. They are short and not connected whatsoever, and - as previously stated - are 100% JOKES and are supposed to be the worst things you've ever read. Please don't yell at me for the unconventional use of lamb sauce.
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