Please brace yourself. What you're about to read isn't pretty. I'm not proud, but I have to do what I'm about to do. "Dude! Stop that, she didn't do anything." John says as he tried to hold me back. "You don't understand what's at stake, you never will!" I say as I push John off. Swing after swing, the punches meet their target and - wait... you don't know what's happening, do you? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's start from the beginning.... Once upon a time, the fairy godmother came - oh wait wrong story, my bad...