"Commencing In-Flirtation Mission."

By: Solid_Snake

Set in: Late 2014

Determined to finally pull Hal Emmerich out of his shell so that he would one day have a friend as close as him, a retired Solid Snake drags the former to a beach bar to tutor him in the ways of the flirtatious man.

Of course, the nervous introvert is way too afraid of embarrassing himself, and refuses to cooperate, leading to a slight row between the two.

Can it all still end happily?

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