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Last published Sat, Apr 14, 2018
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If any of this jokes are related, don't get offended,I mean c'mon they're just jokes.
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FINDING FOREVER IN YOU
[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐫] Being raised in a household where you're regularly reminded that there's no one for you. Where you are abused, taunted, mocked and everyone makes you feel like you're not good for anything. Hurts, right ?? 𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐚, a girl who never knew what family felt like until a girl entered her life unknowingly and made her feel loved regularly. They became best friends. She found her escape in her and her family but till when will they treat her as a part of their family?? One or the other day they have to part ways. That's what she had thought until her best friend's brother came into the scene. He made her heart flutter unintentionally and she started seeing him in a new light who felt like a soft breeze of air that gave her comfort just like his name, 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐚. He's what you call a chivalrous man, who knows how to treat others with love and care because he's showered with endless love by his doting parents. He's blessed with everything but never did he take anything for granted. All he aims for is to make his parents proud and marry his lady love with whom he's been in love with for don't know how many years unknown of the fact that she loves him too. Will she acknowledge her feelings for him or shoo them away ?? Will they bloom in love or part their ways while having each other in their hearts, calling it their kind of forever? [Note : please don't promote your story in the comment section of my book.]
𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 |18+
[Resuming in October] "𝑷𝒚𝒂𝒂𝒓 𝒌𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒔𝒆" 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘-𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒑 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔, 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆. 𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒊𝒎, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒔. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒔. *𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆, 𝒚𝒆𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒆𝒅𝒈𝒆. 𝑩𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓, 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅, 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘. 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔, 𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈? 𝒜𝓋𝓎𝓊𝓀𝓉 𝓍 𝒜𝒶𝒹𝒽𝒶𝓋𝒾 Dive into the story to know about the hate to love story of Aadhavi and Avyukt.♡
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