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𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖀𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖎𝖆
(ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝔻𝕦𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕪) Ahana Kapoor and Arhaan Malhotra. Two best friends, who've been together since they were in diapers, in fact even before that. The connection they share is very pure and heartwarming. Life without each other is like dying for them. They are each other's " 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒏𝒔 & 𝑨𝒏𝒂 " The story starts with them being 16 years old, in the last year of High School, and dealing with life and emotions. They both love each other, the difference...... He loves her But.... She's in love with him Find out what happens when they start College life and start drifting apart. " 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝑨𝒓𝒉𝒂𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅. " 𝐀 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰-𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 #1 in goodguys (30/12/22) #3 in bffsforever (10/11/22) ---------------------*******--------------------- Please read the important marked chapters, they are needed. Also, I know there are A LOTTTT of flashbacks but they are a crucial part of the story. This story is extremely close to my heart, so I'm happy to write it.Terminé
Book Of Ha Ha 2
Part 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha-3Terminé
FINDING FOREVER IN YOU (On Hold)
[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐫] Being raised in a household where you're regularly reminded that there's no one for you. Where you are abused, taunted, mocked and everyone makes you feel like you're not good for anything. Hurts, right ?? 𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐚, a girl who never knew what family felt like until a girl entered her life unknowingly and made her feel loved regularly. They became best friends. She found her escape in her and her family but till when will they treat her as a part of their family?? One or the other day they have to part ways. That's what she had thought until her best friend's brother came into the scene. He made her heart flutter unintentionally and she started seeing him in a new light who felt like a soft breeze of air that gave her comfort just like his name, 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐚. He's what you call a chivalrous man, who knows how to treat others with love and care because he's showered with endless love by his doting parents. He's blessed with everything but never did he take anything for granted. All he aims for is to make his parents proud and marry his lady love with whom he's been in love with for don't know how many years unknown of the fact that she loves him too. Will she acknowledge her feelings for him or shoo them away ?? Will they bloom in love or part their ways while having each other in their hearts, calling it their kind of forever? [Note : please don't promote your story in the comment section of my book.]
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Tainted Desires : Bound By Misfortunes
𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙠 1 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 "𝑨𝒂𝒑𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒊 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒂 𝒌𝒐. 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝑨𝒑𝒏𝒊 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒒𝒂𝒍 𝒃𝒉𝒊 𝒅𝒊𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒚𝒊 𝒕𝒐𝒉 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 "~ 𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙧 " 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘. 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓. 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆."~ 𝗔𝗱𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗷 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝖨𝗇 𝖺 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝖿𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗀𝖾𝖽𝗒 𝗎𝗇𝖿𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗍, 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽, 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗋𝗉𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖾𝖽. 𝖠𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗂𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗇, 𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗅𝗂𝖼𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗉𝗎𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗐 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗋. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗂𝗋 - 𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝗈𝗅𝗏𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍?
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