[COMING SOON] Pour the girl next door in. Throw in the innocent spoiled princess. And the scholarship-funded Asian. Mix in the Latina with a hip. Add the sport-crazed African-American. Don't forget the boys and the drama. Sprinkle a bit of love and backstabbing. Ooh! Last but not least, spread the humor on top. A bad one at that. Bake as you jam to sob stories. Ding! A heck of a college life is ready to be served. (Approximately for 5 servings) (The writer does not take responsibilities for food poisoning. You have been warned.) [MILD SWEARING]All Rights Reserved