Attention: All Cat Haters, Read This
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ATTENTION: This is a strictly no-dog book. (Not that I have anything against them, I just... eh..)
Ever wonder why people love cats so much? I'm not sure about them, but for me it's because of a certain grey (is that how you spel
l it?) tabby cat I have as a best friend. (I'm not sure she feels the same but whatever) A certain grey tabby cat named Cookie (who my brother named).
Follow my unique cat's life in my wildly random Attention: All Cat Haters, Read This.
(P.S. (SPECIFICALLY TO DOG LOVERS) I really hope this changes your opinion on cats <3)
(P.S.S. (Yes, post script script) This is a genuinely silly(ish) stereotypical book about cats and dogs. No offense intended.)
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