Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
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This is just getting ridiculous.
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I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be tagging people more since I've discovered that so many of the weird people IN these books have Wattpad accounts :)
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You can read the first three books right on my profile, or you can delve into the "Weird Things I Heard in Life" series, which mainly follows my strange family around! Both can be found in a reading list on my profile or in the list of my works, obviously.
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