Define "Functional" Family

Alternate Universe in which Ibiki Morino raises a young Samantha and Manga who cannot remember their former families. Mayhem, hilarity, and interrogation tactics ensue. Possibly also feels.

Disclaimer: Samantha and Manga do not own Naruto; if they did, why would they write fan fictions about themselves? Also, like most stories on this joint account, this is mainly for the pure enjoyment of Sam and Manga. Viewer discretion is advised (Samantha does not approve of this).

Note from Samantha: B*tches, we're gonna update when we update.