How The English Language REALLY Got Butchered
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Last published Sun, Mar 30, 2014
One thing I know most of us can agree on, is that the English language, one way or another, has been butchered. By who? Bratty 11 or 12 year olds? Lazy people? Aliens? Obamacare? If you want to know the true answer, this is the book for you. This book takes all myths and pushes them aside as we reveal what truly butchered the English language and how it happened.
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