when the bio limits you to 2000 measly words and you need a million to talk about yourself...
anyway, ask me questions, learn stuff about me, i don't even know.
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Might as well call this a memoir of my life, all the real, boring and sad parts of me shoved in public for all eyes to see. Who am I, that's one secret I'll never tell
You know you love me, xoxo
(I couldn't help it)