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Subscribed to a b*tch

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Time 1h 2m

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Rated R for foul language.
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What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person?
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"Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian

"Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your first fact!"  ~ Unknown

"The f*ck?" ~ DamianAll Rights Reserved

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