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Subscribed to a b*tch

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Rated R for foul language.
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What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person?
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"Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian

"Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your first fact!"  ~ Unknown

"The f*ck?" ~ DamianAll Rights Reserved

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imessages - g.d by depresshun

New phone, who dis? You texted me first so idk Oh yeah. You're so stupid ©Madison Hotzel

Her Life by xXKookieKatXx

""I guess so!" I started laughing too. I looked around and realized it's been forever since I've been here... We started eating and talking about school work when all of a sudden.. My phone goes off. I look at who the text is from. It's from mom. -Tara! Come home now!- -Why?!?!? What's up???- -It's Sammy!- -Alright! On my way!-" Tara's life is always how she wants it to be... that is, until a threat came to be. She already lost her father.. She doesn't know how much more she can take until she finally loses everything... Her Mom.. Her girlfriend.. even her best friend Sammy... Will it stop at just them.. or is the threat after her too?

1(800) Adoption Papers NOT needed! Its a two for one special! ( 1POV Version ) by Aenxiome

Damian has an old two-way league communicator. It was a connection to his brother. A way to keep an eye on each other. That's not a problem, right? Well, it turns out that having your not-so-dead brother calling you first thing in the morning really cuts down your sleeping hours. Or: Dami thought Danny had died. Mother even told him so. So why is it years later that Danny calls for help While proceeding not to explain what he actually needs help with, is causing him so many problems

Uncanny Attraction by AshVinnie

~When Jasmine Malik calls the wrong number which became so right. J: "Hello! Uhh-" E: Hey! I'm Eric, Eric Jones! I've been waiting for your call.. Actually, my friend Ian forced me to go on a blind date with you. He said you would call me! Listen, whatever he said just ignore okay? I've been to a few dates and yeah! I took my dog 'Angel' to the prom night, but that was high school and-" J: "Woah! Hey, hey, hey! So this isn't Rose?" E: "Uhm-ohh, N-No!" J: "Well, in that case.. I feel sorry for Angel and now for your date with an innocent girl! And, Please have mercy on me! I can't handle all at once." E: "What? Who is thi-" Hanged up. Beep beep. ~This is the spin-off of Book - Struggling Flowers. Copyrighted - All Rights Reserved © 1 in #Uncanny 1 in #Rightperson 1 in #Dialogues _ ~Ash

Texts / g.d by FanficLovee

"Sorry, you have the wrong number. I'm Rose." "Ugh, wtf. Forget that shit, I'll talk to you instead then, Rose :) x" "I don't know about this." "It's fine, it's just texting x" THE DOLAN TWINS AWARDS WINNER 2016!!! Thank you! X **Contains some mature language/content**

The makeover by Candy_obsessed7

"You know you still want me." he said cockily. "As if!" I yelled at him. "I must say, I like the new look." he all but smirked. ************************** Alex was the shy, quiet nerd that nobody talked to. Although, she was shy at school she was quit loud, crazy , and pretty sarcastic. She just thought that nobody at school was worth her time. Damien was your typical cocky jock. He had the girls, the 'followers', and he was the captain of the soccer team. Now, you're probably wondering how they both fit in to the story. Well, they used to date. It just didn't end well. So, Alex now hates Damien. For the reason that he stole her heart and that he is, as she put it, "an egotistical asshole". ============================= Ok. So this is my first story I don't know how it will turn out. So, please comment and tell me how you think it's going. Oh and mild language.

Friend Request || BNHA textfic by mxmxbird

- ̗̀ ◛₍₁₎ ̖́- ⋆⑅˚₊ ⊹ [ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍɪs] ʰᵃˢ ˢᵉⁿᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ! ─────────────── [ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍɪs] ʜᴀs sᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ! ➡︎ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴅᴇᴄʟɪɴᴇ ≻───── ⋆✩⋆ ─────≺ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇǫᴇsᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ! . • . . • ☆ • . . • ☆ • . ☆ • . • ☆ • . • ☆ • . • . . . ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍɪs: ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴜᴘ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀs

The Number On The Napkin by LunaFlore

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ by HappyEndingWriter

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