Subscribed to a b*tch

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Parts 53
Time 1h 2m

Reads 1,545
Votes 92
Parts 53
Time 1h 2m

Rated R for foul language.
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    What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person?
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    "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian
    
    "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your first fact!"  ~ Unknown
    
    "The f*ck?" ~ DamianAll Rights Reserved

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Rated R for foul language.
    ---------
    What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person?
    ---------
    
    "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian
    
    "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your first fact!"  ~ Unknown
    
    "The f*ck?" ~ Damian

53 parts