Subscribed to a b*tch
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Complete Mon, Jul 8, 20191h 2m
Rated R for foul language.
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What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person?
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"Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian
"Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your first fact!" ~ Unknown
"The f*ck?" ~ Damian
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