Unhappily Ever After: Tales No One Asked For

A Disjointed Parade of Peculiar Mishaps and Mildly Concerning Happenings
This is not a book for people seeking wisdom, closure, or anything remotely useful.
Inside, you'll find stories that go nowhere fast, characters who make questionable choices with great confidence, and endings that trip over themselves and land face-first in a puddle of ambiguity.
A boy befriends a teacup that may be sentient (but mostly just screams).
A princess trades her crown for a moderately sized sandwich.
A quest is abandoned halfway through because someone forgot to pack snacks.
These tales are short-mercifully so.
They're odd. They're inconvenient. They're barely stories at all.
But they are, for better or worse, here.
So if you've ever wanted to read the literary equivalent of a crooked painting falling off the wall in slow motion-this is your moment.