Squidward x Dr. Phil

Before I say anything, I just gotta say: Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Nah I'm just kidding, but for real, I did two of these joke ships before on my other account (cowgoatpigx, if you wanna check them out) but then I forgot the password. So then I decided that I want to start making these "joke ships" again because they're really funny (or it could just be that my sense of humor is fucked up) and fun to write. So this story is going to obviously be Squidward x Dr. Phil (aren't they a beautiful couple??) and I have a pretty cool story for these two. So let's get crackalakin', my fellow human beings. 👺

(Also a minor trigger warning because I know how extremely sensitive people can be lol)