Jokes For Sale

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JOKES GUARANTEED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND SHIT IN THEIR PANTS!!BRING EXTRA PAIR OF PANTS FOR EMERGENCY OF PISSING ON YOURSELF.

THESE JOKES CAN BE COPIED AND WHATSOEVER BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT MINE

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Shadowhunter Facebook Chats di porcelainpegasus

Just a regular old TMI/TID fanfic. *WARNING* May contain scenes of randomness, extremely weird conversations, spontaneous appearances from other fandom characters, llamas, severe hallucinations, fangirls, fangirling-inducing sentences, SPOILERS (CoHF and CWP), a near lack of TDA characters which is sad but yeah, Downworlders, excessive amounts of glitter, death threats, sarcasm, various references to outside TV shows/books/movies, furry tongues, evil unicorns, more sarcasm, nerds of the multiverse, spaghetti tacos, Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Wissa, Jessa, and pretty much all the epic ships in the Clare books, dragons, Minecraft, random bois, random girls, glitterbombs, long-winded warnings, and cheese. Oh, yeah, and Shadowhunters. Anyway.

How To Be The Best Third Wheel di summerbackthen

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

I run back inside to see stormtroopers swarming around. I run around trying to find Rey. I run back outside. I her screaming and yelling. I immediately recognize it as Rey's. I see someone dragging her into a ship. "Lucifer," I whisper to myself. I sprit to the ship. "Rey!" "Ben! Help me," Rey yell kicking at Lucifer, who was dragging her up the walk way of the ship. "Let her go! Let her go!" I yell trying to reach her before the the gate closes. "I love you Ben!" I hear Rey yell before she disappears into the ship.

To Whom It May Concern di katherinepowell

(Sequel to Watty Award Winner "Dear Sydney") College isn't for everyone. Sometimes school is meant to end after the twelveth grade. So when Sydney Porter decided to leave James Madison University after her sophomore year, her boyfriend of two years did what any good boyfriend would do: he encouraged her to follow her dreams. So Sydney followed her dreams of becoming a concert violinist...all the way to New York City. 350 miles is less than 3,000, but it's still a ways away. And what better to do during long-distance relationships...than write letters? Yet success in a career sometimes means leaving behind people who used to mean the world to you...and sometimes letters become addressed to whoever will receive them, instead of to the person they'd been written to for years. Because, as much as we don't want them to... Every letter has to end. **And naturally, it's written in Dear Sydney's signature style...so don't worry.** First official chapter published: April 24th, 2017 Highest Rank: #77 in Teen Fiction on 9/7/17 Cover by @Queen_InTheWild

Not my story!! This is written by starkidsftw on FanFiction.net :) ------------------------- They say after you die, your brain stays alive for seven minutes. And in those seven minutes, you live your entire life over again. When Draco Malfoy's seven minutes arrived. he did relive his life: his experiences, his mistakes, his memories. But most importantly, he relived being with her. He relived hating her, loving her, and then ruining it forever. Dramione, 6th year

My Billionaire Master: How I Ended Up Marrying A Disabled CEO di Sandhya_sss

"Will you marry my Disabled son?" "Oh! Fuck No! I am a straight guy, I cant marry another man" "I will pay you 10 million dollars for it💰💰💲" "Do you want me to wear a Lehanga or saree at my wedding?" It was a simple choice for Ishan, a financially struggling guy in his 20s burdened with family responsibilities. He would do anything to be rich.. Even sacrifice his sexuality and masculinity in the process. Check my new story where our protagonist takes some wild ride to earn money.

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

One And Only (Book four in the Angel With a Shotgun series) di VaehC3703

(Highest ranking: #216 in Divergent) Tris and Tobias now have their footing back together after finding Molly. There small family is now safe. But now there is a new threat.

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