Dirty Martinez//Humor
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Last published Wed, May 13, 2020
Barbara: che mik, te gusta el turrón?
Micaela: si(?)
Barbara: queres turrón?
Micaela:......tal vez
Barbara: pues vení a mi casa tengo tremendo turrón para darte;) *inserte voz de camionero*
Micaela: VETE A LA MIERDA X18991999292
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