Snap Crackle Penis
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- Parts 7
MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Jun 3, 2018
You walk into the bedroom
A brown haired girl starts screaming "snap crackle penis" over the phone to her blonde friend and that's your cue.
You freeze.
Stare at the blonde haired girl, and then...
Run out of the bedroom and out of the house and keep running and don't stop.
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