DEAD VS SPIDER (DEADPOOL X READER X SPIDERMAN)

Your pov
"I am jokers and Harley Quinn BABY GIRL SOOO YOU ARE DEADPOOL AND HE IS SPIDERMAN ." I said with a surprise face after they told me their names.
"NO NO NO YOU GOT THE WRONG FUCKING IDEA HE IS A SPIDER WELL I WILL BE YOUR LOVER!" The one with black and red suit said as he got close to me and pulled me closer and then I kicked him in his weak spot and he was crying. "HA YOU SHOULD LEARN THAT SHE IS MORE INTRESTED IN SPIDERMAN AND NOT A DUMASS LIKE YOU SHE IS MORE OF A HERO THEN A BAD HERO!" the one with red and blue suit said with a some what smirk under his mask and then pulled me closer I did the same thing I kicked him there also and he was also now crying. Anyway I am going to go back to my shit so bye bye bitch