The Scary Mind Of Me.
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Last published Wed, Aug 26, 2015
DONT READ THIS BOOK, IT WILL MESS UP YOUR BRAIN SO MUCH IT WILL LIQUEFY AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS.
This is a book of me. Yeah. So interesting. I think you'd learn more from hitting yourself in the face with a brick, but ANYWAY.
It's EXTREMELY random.
Duck season. Rectal rampage. pig racing.
More random than THAT.
SO, if you're interested in killing your brain cells, you've found the right book. Congrats. Omadeto.
Seriously, go read a dictionary, go read ANYTHING you want. I recommend you DONT read this.
I give up.
Read it.
I dare you.
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