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Into The Crack

Renegade_Russkiy

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Reads 1,243
Votes 54
Parts 10
Time 37m

Renegade_Russkiy

A series of crack fics that have no relation to one another. Realism is not known here, only nonsense.

Chapter descriptions :

1) Tales of Snoop Dogg 

2)Hiccup from HTTYD gets killed by missle

3)Thomas murders everyone

4)Yoda was caught fapping

5)Ash Ketchum fights aliens and dies

6)Singed from League fights Princess Celestia from MLP

7)A fanfic of Myimmortal.

8)Romans fight the Empire from Gate

9) Centurion from For Honor defends Garrach Mach

10) Tales of John Cena

This book is now finished. Enjoy these little pieces of bite sized insanity.All Rights Reserved

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The Hogwarts Incident: A Love Story by VRiddle6

Draco Malfoy had one simple plan: win a bet by making Ginny Weasley fall for him. Easy, right? WRONG. Because now: ✔️ Ron Weasley is actively plotting his murder. ✔️ Fred and George are selling copies of his love letters. ✔️ Hogwarts has turned into a war zone. ✔️ Somehow, Harry Potter is involved, and Draco DOESN'T KNOW WHY. ✔️ Ginny Weasley is a certified menace, and he might actually be in love with her. Also, Blaise Zabini started all of this, Theo Nott is being hunted by Luna Lovegood, Mattheo Riddle has found himself fake-dating Hermione Granger, and Enzo Berkshire might be engaged to a ghost. This shouldn't be happening. This shouldn't be Draco's life. And yet... Hogwarts might not survive, but Draco Malfoy sure as hell won't either.

(DISCONTINUED) The Chosen one Chose Me (Harry Potter x Reader) by Tsunisai

Y/n L/n, the pureblood related to none other than Draco Malfoy, but they're complete opposites. She meets the famous Harry Potter, becomes a Gryffindor, and starts to gain feelings for the Chosen One... what she doesn't know, is the Chosen One already chose her from the start. Started: October 24th, 2020 Finished: December 26th, 2020 ⚠️ I do not own most of the plot or characters. All rights belong to J.K Rowling⚠️ 11/24/2020: I changed the cover so it'll fit the story better and not look weird ❤️ 7/24/2021: Editing old chapters and new writing style/plot

Infinite Fluff by DRWEIRD42

#1 Kill La Kill (11/3/24) #1 Rosariovampire (2/22/24) #1 Infinitystones (3/12/24) #1 Infinite Stratos (4/29/24) #1 high school dxd (10/8/24) #1 male reader (10/8/24) #1 hazbin hotel (8/4/25) (Male Reader X Female Crossover) This is something I've wanted to do for a very long time as you all probably know I have autism like so many others and I wanted to create something that brings up more awareness about autism so please enjoy this special story about something very close to my heart! Y/n L/n is the rarest breed of faunus in the world a breed known to be the most powerful form of faunus in the universe but unfortunately after A Series of Unfortunate Events this race of powerful faunus is now on the brink of Extinction and now there is only one That Remains and his name is Y/n L/n but what happens when a seemingly powerful and adorable male ends up gaining infinite power in a world where only females possess real true ultimate power well let's find out together!!! (TRIGGER WARNING): this book contains graphic over the top violence depictions of blood and gore tons of adult language and situations not suitable for younger and or sensitive audiences reader discretion is extremely advised I'm being 100% serious if you do not care for the things I have just told you do not read this book and if you are easily offended then this book is not for you so I say this again reader discretion is extremely advised!!!!!!!!!!! all things used in this book are property of their respective owners all characters anime artwork music items and all other forms of media are property of their respective owners please do not sue me or report me this book is a non-profit fan based parody and fanfiction so seriously don't report me or sue me this is all in good fun and for the sake of Storytelling and entertainment so seriously don't sue me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe This is Enough 𓇚 The Onceler x Jon Arbuckle 𓇚 by RoseWrites244

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Harry Potter and the Year After by limesparklingwater

**COMPLETE** What happens right after the end of book seven? Follow Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny as they readjust to a post-Voldemort wizarding world. Harry has quite an adjustment period to go through... Should he go back to Hogwarts after having missed a year? It's hardly a question for Hermione. Does Ginny still feel the same way that she did in sixth year? Should Ron go back to school or go into business with George now that Fred's gone? ...and what about this strange Fate Harry saw while smoking Wizard's Weed? I'm not JK Rowling and as such I don't own any of these characters/settings/etc. I also don't own the image on the book cover. I'm not making money off of this in any way. It's totally just for fun and is for personal use only. I'm trying to be as Canon as possible in order to be realistic but I'm not promising that I won't stray a little from Canon every now and then. Keep in mind that I'm writing about teenagers/adults. This is RATED R/NC-17 for lemons/limes sprinkled throughout. Thank you for reading!

The Merging: Hackles Academy Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. by TwistedSoul2

A disaster at hogwarts has the boy who lived meeting the worst witch. Canon? What canon? Outrageous dumbledore snape has had enough Mildred is her usual clumsy self Sassy harry Hermione can't chant There's a lot of frogs Lucius just wants to knit godammit Hecate is just confused Pippa is an angel Ada is a sweetheart Julie is a BAMF Drarry Mumbroom This was all written in fun, it's a complete crackfic. If you're looking for something light-hearted and funny then this is probably the fic for you. Co-written by my best friend Julie.

Happy Little Pill by minty_garbage

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Draco Malfoy had one simple plan: win a bet by making Ginny Weasley fall for him. Easy, right? WRONG. Because now: ✔️ Ron Weasley is actively plotting his murder. ✔️ Fred and George are selling copies of his love letters. ✔️ Hogwarts has turned into a war zone. ✔️ Somehow, Harry Potter is involved, and Draco DOESN'T KNOW WHY. ✔️ Ginny Weasley is a certified menace, and he might actually be in love with her. Also, Blaise Zabini started all of this, Theo Nott is being hunted by Luna Lovegood, Mattheo Riddle has found himself fake-dating Hermione Granger, and Enzo Berkshire might be engaged to a ghost. This shouldn't be happening. This shouldn't be Draco's life. And yet... Hogwarts might not survive, but Draco Malfoy sure as hell won't either.