Into The Crack
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A series of crack fics that have no relation to one another. Realism is not known here, only nonsense.
Chapter descriptions :
1) Tales of Snoop Dogg
2)Hiccup from HTTYD gets killed by missle
3)Thomas murders everyone
4)Yoda was caught fapping
5)Ash Ketchum fights aliens and dies
6)Singed from League fights Princess Celestia from MLP
7)A fanfic of Myimmortal.
8)Romans fight the Empire from Gate
9) Centurion from For Honor defends Garrach Mach
10) Tales of John Cena
This book is now finished. Enjoy these little pieces of bite sized insanity.
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