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Everyone Un-Died + My Gardener Bit Me: The Oral History of the Zombie Apocalypse

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"Sure, it was robots this time. But who's to say that it won't be zombies next time? And when the zombies do come, who's going to be ready for it? Me." - Marietta 
"I mean, like, say what you want about the robots, but at least they weren't gross!" - Lila

Welcome to the long-awaited sequel to the irreverent and uproarious 2015 Watty Award-winning EVERYONE DIED + MY iPHONE STOPPED WORKING!

It's been three years since humanity was *almost* wiped out and the lucky survivors are now breathing easy, confident that they no longer have anything to fear from murderous robots. And indeed, they do not.

But unbeknownst to them, there is another extinction-level threat on the horizon. It's a ferocious new enemy... and it smells terrible.

Cover art courtesy of my ridiculously talented friend Dave Pressler. http://www.davepresslerart.comAll Rights Reserved

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