Out of Bounds Qualities That Could Go Unsaid

I had three conditions when I told Cam I needed help finding a roommate. Just three. I told him, "He can't smoke, he has to keep his pants on while around the apartment, and he is not to touch what isn't his." This is what I got for putting my faith in Cameron Laurent, St. Nicholas's College of Magic's Most Likely to End Up Working at Chuck E. Cheese's. A siren.

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