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Red No Why Christ

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URINE EMERGED FROM THE SUN AND NOW ITS UP TO RED TO STOP IT

Red made a mistake. It's the year 2042 and the city is super high tech. It's hard to believe it used to be Newcastle. The old buildings are still there but it's got tons of new stuff.

Space travel to the Sun is only getting better but when a urine laser gets set off by Red, they need to figure out how to do the legendary 'default dance' blocking the laser from hitting Earth. There's only a short amount of time though.

Will Christ himself be there to help? Or will he be too hard to summon?

Find out in Red No Why Christ...All Rights Reserved

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