Jilted Junkies :||: Kenny x Reader || South Park Fanfiction

THE AMAZING COVER ART WAS BY @d-bois AAAAAA THANKS AGAIN

Y/n comes from a broken home. All her life she had to raise herself and her sister, and that left her making bad decisions, like doing drugs and killing her worthless parents. She had to leave her home town after burning down the house.

"You're in South Park, Colorado, kid. And this is my last stop. I don't think there's any other transfers around here."

He stared at me. South Park? I wasn't supposed to be here....

"Wait- p-please, Mister! I'm only fourteen, and alone! You have to take me back with you!" I pleaded.

"Well... I suppose I could drive you back for an extra ten bucks." He offered. I stuffed my hands in my pockets and pulled out my only change. Two pennies, a dime, three nickles, and a gum wrapper. The only other cash were a bunch of hundred dollar bills, and there was no way this guy could break one for me.

"Uh... heheh...." I held the change up to his face.

"Sorry kid. I might feel a little bad if you were like, nine or something." He shrugged. I furrowed my brow at him and sunk back. I guess I'd have to break a hundred in town.

"God dammit." I sighed.

When she crosses the path of her new friends, she gets caught up in the insane madness of the world of South Park, just like everyone else that passes through that tiny Mountain town. Who knows who she can really trust with the power of the Pringles, handed over to her by Al Gore.

But there is a certain mysterious person she has in mind.... The other Jilted Junkie wearing an orange parka over his face.