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The Adventures of Shroombzie Zombie x Fish (Says it all don't it?)

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awkward cheesy comedy comedy-romance darkhumor fanfiction fish humorous lovestory romance shitsandgiggles yaoi zombie zombiefish zombies

[A slight poetic!pun turned into a story] 

- Excuse my morbid humor. For those who loves the wrong side of Wattpad, this is is a very cheesy comedy I've created. So, if I made a few "errors", don't complain because those are actually intended to add! 

- Your welcome to message me to add more punny ideas, if you want a fan-based pun! ^.^ This is just a random fic comedy, I might add some artworks in here. Prepare to grow some abs!

- Secondly, This is mature content, despite, visualization of details. So. If your underage, make sure your on parental advisory that it is "Alright" to handle such mature content that could lead to some (comedically) calm-i-dickly- humor! Most of all it is 17+, age concepts don't matter as long as your mature to handle such content! 

-Gore
-Cussing
-Mentions of sexual content.
- etc.


In context, A lonely zombie walks a long lonely road, on it's last stages of falling into necrosis, brains and all...it stops by the lake contaminated of bleach... However, the zombie sees a fish staring into it's eyes with helplessness... How must a fish*cough* err--zombie fall in love with a fish?


It all started out on a day where he met his fish, until one day he fell in love until the fish broke his heart, it turns out all along the zombie has been eating  shrooms, instead of living flesh!

So, the adventures of high!zombie goes on. The Adventures of Shroombzie becomes bizarre when he continues to find his fish. Until reality sinks back in; precisely, of realization; he had ran out of shrooms,. The fish doesn't exist in reality. Obviously they live in fresh or adaptive clean water. Even a zombie fish couldn't survive land without water. What will happen next? 

Will he become a sobor psychotic zombie, or perhaps a fun high zombie looking for his fish without running into survivors; "Humans", without getting assassined?

(Story continues on, I'll update the least you'd expect it.)All Rights Reserved

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