(ARCHIVE) Attack of the Killer Vegetables
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  • Reads 402
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  • Parts 15
  • Time 49m
Ongoing, First published Mar 27, 2018
THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. IF YOU READ ORIGINAL COSMIC, THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE. I LOOK BACK AT IT THREE YEARS LATER AND I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF FOR EVEN HAVING CONCOCTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

It was all fine until Jackson Fair was attacked by vegetables. Yeah, weird. With his friend, Alex who is a snail, and a girl who absolutely hates his guts, will Jackson be able to work together and save to world from their herbaceous invaders?
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