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Continúa, Has publicado mar 27, 2018
A group of youngsters come together to create "STAHP", although some of the chapters were written without their consent and without them knowing at all. A book filled with color and personality although all you see is text, a screen, and Wattpad's name. Along the way, you will meet new fantastic people, whose personalities will make you smile, cringe, or both.  

Corinne: Sloth-lover, ramen-noodle head, Corinne loves Shrek more than ever. Her viola is quite "THICCC", she preferred it if you called her "Shrek the Second".

Jackson: The smartie, know-it-all, blackberry-loving, white boy, who is engaged to his violin, Itmund (It for short). He is constantly afraid of Mother and Reeses pieces.

David: He's brown, he's Mexican, and often chokes on grapes. He loves marine animals and cannot play a fourth finger note on his violin. He also cannot spell. Did I mention he's brown?

Rijul: He's smart, tall, skinny, and loves to play with his balls. Tennis balls, you moron. If you try to catch him during his free time, it's impossible since he's always out playing with his balls using his Waffle Stick. He likes to slouch often while playing his viola. Favorite catchphrase: YOU'RE ALL STUPID AS BOARDS!

Helena: She is nerdy, artistic, and loves memes. Legend says she's got the spirit of Hitler, but the charm of Donald Trump. She is most likely to become the next dictator.

Jose: The pervert, he is a well-known detective with mad investigation skills bestowed upon him by the ancestors of Sherlock Holmes. He has a strange fear of tea...teaphobia? He is currently evading British authority.

Jena: She spends time writing stories such as these. She tries her best to make you laugh, she also messes up her sentences, but her secretary, Barry B. Benson, and her unnamed editor are always there to help her.

Can't find a personality that matches you? That's okay because you don't want to be like them.
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