STAHP

STAHP

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A group of youngsters come together to create "STAHP", although some of the chapters were written without their consent and without them knowing at all. A book filled with color and personality although all you see is text, a screen, and Wattpad's name. Along the way, you will meet new fantastic people, whose personalities will make you smile, cringe, or both. Corinne: Sloth-lover, ramen-noodle head, Corinne loves Shrek more than ever. Her viola is quite "THICCC", she preferred it if you called her "Shrek the Second". Jackson: The smartie, know-it-all, blackberry-loving, white boy, who is engaged to his violin, Itmund (It for short). He is constantly afraid of Mother and Reeses pieces. David: He's brown, he's Mexican, and often chokes on grapes. He loves marine animals and cannot play a fourth finger note on his violin. He also cannot spell. Did I mention he's brown? Rijul: He's smart, tall, skinny, and loves to play with his balls. Tennis balls, you moron. If you try to catch him during his free time, it's impossible since he's always out playing with his balls using his Waffle Stick. He likes to slouch often while playing his viola. Favorite catchphrase: YOU'RE ALL STUPID AS BOARDS! Helena: She is nerdy, artistic, and loves memes. Legend says she's got the spirit of Hitler, but the charm of Donald Trump. She is most likely to become the next dictator. Jose: The pervert, he is a well-known detective with mad investigation skills bestowed upon him by the ancestors of Sherlock Holmes. He has a strange fear of tea...teaphobia? He is currently evading British authority. Jena: She spends time writing stories such as these. She tries her best to make you laugh, she also messes up her sentences, but her secretary, Barry B. Benson, and her unnamed editor are always there to help her. Can't find a personality that matches you? That's okay because you don't want to be like them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Highest Rank: #229 in Humor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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*********************** "You're the city kid who's parents kicked the buck- fuck. I mean shit. I mean hi." He stammers. The entire family stares at Jack in pure horror. I burst into laugher, still to their horror. "Good one." I chuckle. Jack raises his sharp eyebrows. "You're fucked up, City Boy." He says. "Kieran." I say. "Bless you." He responds quickly. "No that's my name. Kieran." I elaborate. "Like the coffee maker?" He asks. "What? No, not Kierig, Kieran." I repeat. "Key ring." Jack says. I sigh. "I'm bein' serious as all outdoors, I can't say it." Jack says. "Maybe because you talk like a weed whacker." I say. Jack looks taken back by my comment. "You're funny. I like you...Kerin?" Jack says. "Keep trying." I say. "Jack, why don't you help Kieran settle into his room?" Roger suggests putting so much emphasis on my name, I almost forget how to say it. "You mean my room? Sure thing, Father." Jack huffs. Wait... I have to share a room with that thing? He looks like he bites. "Don't worry, Kieran. He don't bite." Roger assures me. Did I say that aloud or has Jack bitten in the past? **************************** Kieran's life is in shambles. His parents suddenly die in a car accident and he is sent to his father's next of kin, Roger all the way in Georgia. He doesn't know Roger, He doesn't like Georgia, and worse - they live on farm and Roger has 7 kids. Things don't look good For Kieran until he meets the very good-looking (yet ugly talking), Jack Matthews, one of Roger's 7 children and his new roommate.

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