A group of youngsters come together to create "STAHP", although some of the chapters were written without their consent and without them knowing at all. A book filled with color and personality although all you see is text, a screen, and Wattpad's name. Along the way, you will meet new fantastic people, whose personalities will make you smile, cringe, or both.
Corinne: Sloth-lover, ramen-noodle head, Corinne loves Shrek more than ever. Her viola is quite "THICCC", she preferred it if you called her "Shrek the Second".
Jackson: The smartie, know-it-all, blackberry-loving, white boy, who is engaged to his violin, Itmund (It for short). He is constantly afraid of Mother and Reeses pieces.
David: He's brown, he's Mexican, and often chokes on grapes. He loves marine animals and cannot play a fourth finger note on his violin. He also cannot spell. Did I mention he's brown?
Rijul: He's smart, tall, skinny, and loves to play with his balls. Tennis balls, you moron. If you try to catch him during his free time, it's impossible since he's always out playing with his balls using his Waffle Stick. He likes to slouch often while playing his viola. Favorite catchphrase: YOU'RE ALL STUPID AS BOARDS!
Helena: She is nerdy, artistic, and loves memes. Legend says she's got the spirit of Hitler, but the charm of Donald Trump. She is most likely to become the next dictator.
Jose: The pervert, he is a well-known detective with mad investigation skills bestowed upon him by the ancestors of Sherlock Holmes. He has a strange fear of tea...teaphobia? He is currently evading British authority.
Jena: She spends time writing stories such as these. She tries her best to make you laugh, she also messes up her sentences, but her secretary, Barry B. Benson, and her unnamed editor are always there to help her.
Can't find a personality that matches you? That's okay because you don't want to be like them.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Highest Rank: #229 in Humor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed)
38 partes Concluida
38 partes
Concluida
"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started.
"Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it.
"Threw a drink in his face?" She added.
"Expensive red wine." I described.
"Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger.
"Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing.
"And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced.
"Twice." I specified.
"And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised.
"Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement.
"Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him.
"I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed.
"Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused.
"Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work."
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Synopsis:
When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved.
Who would be the first to concede?
Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences...
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Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire
Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader
Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader
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