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So you know when you translate something in google translate, and then you try to translate it back, and it doesn't make sense? Yeah. Well this book sorta makes fun of this. We basically took quotes, lyrics, and other things and put them through google translate, translated them to different languages, then back to English. Here's what happens when I copy and paste this into it:
You know that you do some Google translations, try to know and this is not important Yes, however, this book does not match your book. In Basque, we read books of books, passwords, and translate them into different languages in translation, and as soon as I burn and beat them.
...I can't believe I spent five minutes of my life doing this.
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