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,,Jak wylecieć ze szkoły - poradnik niestandardowy''

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humor poradnik szkoła

Na świecie jest wielu biednych uczniów którzy nie wiedzą jak uzyskać upragnione wydalenie z ich zacnych uczelni.
Gdy ściąganie i wyzywanie innych od ćwierćinteligentów przestaje wystarczać wtedy z pomocą przychodzi mój poradnik.
(Ten poradnik powstał jedynie w celach humorystycznych. Jeśli ktoś naprawdę postanowi wykonać cokolwiek co w nim napisano to jest sam sobie winny/wdzięczny zależnie od uzyskanego efektu. Niektóre metody są pisane pod czytającego-dziewczynę, ale płeć nie ma tu żadnego znaczenia i równie dobrze może to zrobić chłopak.)All Rights Reserved

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