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My Art I Guess
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Ongoing, First published Mar 28, 2018
My "ever growing" art book. 
(The cover is my pet ferret Slinky)

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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(ignore cover pic, i put the fist thing that was safe for work from my phone gallery on there) I may chanche the title, i may rewrite some chapters. Unkown are the ways of the sabaton fan ig... Follow my master, @QuetzalThePhoMaster , i'm Quetzal's proud apprentice. Big thanks to @BADDOCTER , for helping with the editing. The story and characters are mine, i came up with the whole thing,i like oranges but not tangerines, and here is Some things before you start reading.: -Be respectful in the commentas -point out my typos and other mistakes, english is not my first language and i wrote most of this on my phone bc, my pc broke. -constructive critisism is allowed -if you are homophobic, racist, etc. Please for the love of the gods, swallow a hand greanade :D -this work will be handling mature topics, viewer diceresittion (idc how it's written, i got a f'ing 10 in english, and i can afford not to care) is adviced -i must credit kino, sabaton and rammstein for gibing me inspiration trhough music (insert sporkle emoji) You are free to begin (comment "power cord" on the fist point you can, if you read this)