Dear Dumb Diary, School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beautiful hair tangled in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse-who is now one of my main heroes-took a pair of scissors and snipped two feet of silky blonde hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD if you're standing on her right.(Although personally, I think she would look better if i was standing on her leck.) Please don't think that I'm copying the story I am just writing it so can kids could read it instead of buying the book your welcome Sincerely, Bony Rock