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The Yawn of the Vampire

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After thousands of years of life, The Vampire King had seen it all, or so he thought.  He wasn't prepared for awakening  to a new world full of strange technology and  unhealthy  food. To make matters worse he has to deal with his own family squabbles, a vampire hunter who hates his job, as well as the small matters of starting a war against the human race and learning how to use a cellphone.All Rights Reserved

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