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The Bad Boy
AUG. 2015~ MARCH 2016 WARNING: Super cliché and I made this when I was 15, don't judge. Meet Leah Hunter, straight A student, she's on the school's volleyball team, uses sarcasm as a language and has an older brother named Samuel. She hates cocky jerks, players and badboys. Meet Kaleb Forrest, straight A student(nobody knows it), has a little sister named Violet and is rich as hell. Now, what happens when he leaves his house? He is known as the school's biggest player and #1 badboy. THE PROBLEM: Kaleb and Leah were good friends in the past, but they had little fallout that ended in a disaster. So, what happens when Leah's mom has to leave for two weeks on a buisness trip? She leaves Leah at the Forrest residence to live for two weeks. What will happen between Leah and Kaleb? Will they become friends? Or will Leah give into his charms and end up broken hearted? After all he's the badboy. 》》》》》》》》》 This story contains some cursing.Complete
𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄
"𝘾'𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨" 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬 "𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙖"Complete
She's a dudette|| Wattys2016 ✔️
"You got expelled from school." "Yes." "You punched a girl in the face." "Uh huh." "Now your sitting in front of me." "Okay." "You are now going to he-" "Did you just suddenly become a gypsy out of those few minutes you were talking to the phone?" I questioned Meet Phoenix Quinn. The rebel, the tomboy and a girl with a boy- I mean, unisex name. When she gets expelled from her school after an incident she is... well.... let's not be harsh here but she is rejected from both girls and mixed private schools. But there is another school which can for the right reasons reject her but for the wrong reasons accept her..... Drum roll please! An all boys school can accept her yay! Everybody loves a happy ending, just not Phoenix who is hating her life situation. Follow Phoenix to the place where all rebellious and good students go like her just not where girls go. Oh, boy, in a journey which may tip us off after a while. Tragic. J.ust like the titanic. ____ Warning: Has swearing in it. Highest ranking: #27 in humor 12/07/17 P.S- I tried for my summary, if its crappy please don't complain. I tried. I suck at summaries.Complete
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞
"𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐈𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩. 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝?" 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭. 𝐈 𝐧𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲. "𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭" 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐩. •𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 #𝟏•Complete
My Bad Puns And Jokes
In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆Complete
Escape the Night Incorrect Quotes
Just for fun. Cause why not?Complete
AUG. 2015~ MARCH 2016 WARNING: Super cliché and I made this when I was 15, don't judge. Meet Leah Hunter, straight A student, she's on the school's volleyball team, uses sarcasm as a language and has an older brother named Samuel. She hates cocky jerks, players and badboys. Meet Kaleb Forrest, straight A student(nobody knows it), has a little sister named Violet and is rich as hell. Now, what happens when he leaves his house? He is known as the school's biggest player and #1 badboy. THE PROBLEM: Kaleb and Leah were good friends in the past, but they had little fallout that ended in a disaster. So, what happens when Leah's mom has to leave for two weeks on a buisness trip? She leaves Leah at the Forrest residence to live for two weeks. What will happen between Leah and Kaleb? Will they become friends? Or will Leah give into his charms and end up broken hearted? After all he's the badboy. 》》》》》》》》》 This story contains some cursing.
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