A Teeny, Tiny Book for Itsy, Bitsy Stories

Have you ever felt the random urge to read a random book, but lost interest because it was too lengthy and you can't focus on even the most interesting storyline for that long all the time? If you're reading this description and wondering if I'm that creepy dude who you KNOW is watching you from the street corner, you're not alone. In the fact you can't read a book that long whenever you feel like it. I'm not a stalker, I promise. But back on topic, this is a book of short stories, all different in topic, but all the same in general size. ;) So sit back, relax, and focus for at most twenty minutes. You won't be disappointed (I hope).