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Funny Things People I Know Have Said (and it's Squeaky Clean!)
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Blue_Sun_Moon
Ongoing, First published Apr 01, 2018
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These are some funny quotes that I wrote down straight after they were said because I thought they were funny. Some are only funny out of context, hence the lack of context. (These are anonymous, and a dedication doesn't mean a person said it, it could just be because they had something to do with it or it was about an inside joke they made etc etc)
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