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LE DIABLE ET LE MOINE

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fantastique humour merveilleux satirique

Satan vint un jour trouver le moine pour lui proposer une visite des enfers.
Cette nouvelle commence ainsi très pieusement, et même saintement, pour se terminer par une chute ironique et mordante.. contre EDF (Electricité de France)...
Une charge (heroique, peut être !) sur les mensonges incessants de cette entreprise !
J'espère quand même avoir toujours du courant électrique chez moi le lendemain de la publication de cette nouvelle...All Rights Reserved

fantastique humour merveilleux satirique

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