Shrek X Gordon Ramsay (Completed BITCHES.)
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Sitting on a roof. The soft green muscular giant sat there, legs dangling. The only one who wasn't drunk. I had to talk to him. He was beautiful. I had to talk to him.
Info: Gordon Ramsay's Pov. A lot of photoshop images. Good plot-twist. Weird as fuck. Many characters such as strippers Zebras, furries, and a hot cat. The first book of a whole series I wrote, such as '' Shrek's daughter complicated love story''. My goal is to get 666 views. Chapters aren't too long.
Plz enjoy, and good luck. You might have nightmares. :)
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