"Did you write these letters?" I question.
"Maybe," he smirks.
"Did you?" I pry.
"Maybe, maybe not."
"Well, can you just give me your name?"
"Maybe."
Credit goes to @knightbus for allowing me to adopt this idea.
"Have you even considered going out with a celeb?"
"I mean, I guess I have."
"How about going out with one for money?"
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EDIT FROM 2024; I need everyone to know I was 12 or 13 writing this. im reading it back and absolutely cringing.