A series of unfortunate events

Hello there. My name is Lemona Snicket after my father mysteriously disappeared, I was assigned to continue his work by writing about the Baudelaire children, here it is. I would advise to look away, there is nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way.
(I do not own these characters in any way, also I will use lines from the show, including the theme)
(This is based on the knowledge shown in the show on Netflix)