Things I Hate About Being Canadian and Living in Australia
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"Oh, are you American?"
"No."
"Are you American?"
"I don't think so."
"Hey, are you American?"
"Nope."
"Look, it's a real live American!"
"Um..."
*Flips Table*
*Kicks Chair*
*Yells into pillow*
*Cries*
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