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FriesBeforeGuys91

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Reads 388
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Parts 10
Time 1h 8m

FriesBeforeGuys91

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There's Jungkook... he's a cold, sexy business tycoon, CEO of a billion dollar company... He's not in this story at all...

There's a yellow cat... He's fat... He eats ham...

There's a human girl... She's cute... She's named after a fruit...

There's her sexy brother... He's sexy... He wrote this story and singlehandedly holds up the comedy genre...

their paths cross, and after madness and the coming of an emotional upheaval ensues, nothing can ever be the same for them again........

"sabre?" she breathed through her nostrils.

"yeah?" purred the hairy beast.

"is everything about to go wrong?" Tomato whispered.

"I can't make promises, young one," the cat kissed her forehead, "but I will go out of my way to get a PAWSitive ending FUR you, and not to have our ten lives end in CATastrophe."

"thanks, sandy boi." Tomato reached out to stroke the cat's head.

"PSHHHKAAA DONT TOUCH ME." sabre bit her.All Rights Reserved

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MEME FANFIC Sugar And Molasses (Yandere Hunter X Hunter) by ImARainbowPotato1223

THIS IS A "FOR THE FUNNY FANFIC" DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY PLEASE I HATE IT SO MUCH "I've finally made you mine, my bunny." "Don't come near us. If you do, I'll kill you in an instant...psyche. I'm gonna kill you." "You can't go out there my sweet, it's too dangerous." "Oh, my queen of hearts, won't you entertain me~?" "If you escape, I'll personally find you and make sure you can't walk anymore." "Butterfly, stay away from them ok? They're horrible people who have no mercy for anybody." "You're so sweet, so pretty, so weak...just like a kitten." "Babe, don't make me have to kill him because of his ignorance." "Hehe, I made sure that all the signal is down you disgusting creature." "My queen, will you please accept me? You are my queen, and I'll serve you well." "Your beauty doesn't match the disgusting filth you interact with."

The Special One by poppyvalo

Wow, you're the most beautiful man I ever saw in my life." The man spoke so Jimin snapped his gaze to look at him in disbelief. "That's highly unlikely. Are you gay or bi?" he decided to continue with his questions. The man frowned, but a small smile was still visible on his face. "That's the weirdest way of someone thanking me for a compliment." "I wasn't thanking you, now answer my question, we don't have much time." Jimin was on a mission here, not to make friends. Goddamn it. "Bi." Jimin made a grimace that showed how he was not satisfied with the answer. "What?" Jungkook noticed. "Never mind. Cat or dog?" ... or Jimin is on a mission to find his brother a perfect love match on a speed dating, but ended up finding something way more interesting... He found Jungkook...

●ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴡᴏʟғ || JJK [COMPLETED] by jeon_blossom

What happens when a vampire princess is mated to an Alpha Werewolf? Many things could go wrong, many secrets could be revealed, and everyone knows how Vampires and Werewolves are soul enemies. When Jungkook pictures his mate, She was meant to be perfect, He never dreamt of his mate being a shy human girl who doesn't even know her own identity and to top it all..... She's a Vampire princess!! How will they face the force that never wanted them to be together? After all, history is about to repeat itself and an old enemy is brought to life!! ------------------------------------------------------- "You killed them " "Don't....come closer" She was scared, scared I will hurt her. "How dare you touch her" Jungkook's growl can be heard from the back. "Oh...you look so cute when you are angry " He smirked ------------------------------------------------------- I hope you all will like this story... Actually, it's my first time writing a story...please support me in this journey. If by any means you don't like the story then feel free to not read it but kindly don't use any hate words it will demotivate me. The storyline is mine so please don't copy any of my work it's a request to everyone. This story is only for entertainment purposes so please don't take it personally or no need to compare it with real-life situations. English is my second language so if you see any grammatical mistakes, please ignore them and forgive me. All the characters in this story are fictional which is different from real life. Thank you ---------------‐‐------‐------------------------------‐----------- ACHIEVEMENTS #1 in ynstories [09/03/24] #1 in trends [05/10/23] #1 in btsau [16/08/23] #1 in alphajungkook [11/08/23] #1 in werewolfbts [05/11/23] #2 in jungkook [11/08/23] #2 in vampirebts [21/09/23] #2in jkff [21/10/23] #3 in werewolvesandvampires [05/10/23] #3 in bangtanfanfiction [03/05/24] #15 in jeongguk #100 in 18plus All storylines are reserved to ©️jeo

My 1st Class Jerk Husband | Jungkook × You • BTS [✔️] by wowwhangel

"Jungkook, I'm warning you...Don't dare to touch me...! " You half yelled at him. His smirkfull but handsome face right an inch toward you as his hot breathe is killing you and his evil eyes fixed on you. " Why Can't I Touch you?? You're my Wife and I'm Your Husband. What's wrong with that?? " He smirked like an evil next second you felt his finger tips is running underneath your shirt on your tummy while giving you shivers in your spin............. What will happen next??? What will happen if you force to marry a Top Class Jerk...?? What will happen next?? Will you fall for Him or....Will he fall for You?? Most impressive Ranked- wattpad ranked book❤️ #712 in #Jungkook #412 in #lovestory #148 in #jikook #902 in #lovestory #1 in #jhop #309 in #rapmonster #347 in #jin #332 in #suga #658 in #taehyung #42 in #jungkookff #923 in #btsfanfictions Romance ✔️ Touching movements ✔️ Heart breaks ✔️ Broken English 😭 Complete - 06-09-2019 Story by - @wowwhangel This awesome cover credit goes to - @syazzizi ❤️

It Fit || KTH ff ||✔ by Joonie_writes

𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 ψ(._.)> __________________ He is an introvert. She has different moods for different places. He is monotonous. She is sassy. He is her best friend. She is his heart. ============================== "Yah! Taehyung!... let's go na~" "Yah? I'm older than you, dumbo." Y/N rolled her eyes and hopped on Taehyung's back. His breath hitched as she wrapped her hands around his neck and put her chin on his shoulder but her next words made a PANG! sound inside his heart. "You won't listen to your bestfriend?" A bestfriend. That's all he was for her. =============================== #1 in funnyromance - 30/04/22 #1 in sarang - 12/01/22 #1 in taesmut - 03/02/22 #3 in ffbts - 19/01/22 #3 in romanticcomedy - 13/04/22 #6 in mylove - 10/02/22 Previously known as 'My CEO Bestfriend' A PART OF 'Kdrama' - (BTS short story book); on my profile 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 s̸m̸u̸t̸s̸ 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝🔥 Status- COMPLETE •UNEDITED BOOK• This story contains 18+ mature content and pornography, read it at your own risk.

Golden Chase | Jikook ✓ by jikook_sunray

❝Looks like we have a winner. Would you like to go on a date with me? Oh man holy shit...❞ Faceless Youtuber, Jeon Jungkook, has over 999K subscribers on his YouTube Channel. His reaction and gaming videos always crack up the most straight faced males and females, even more when he playfully makes fun of idols for the sake of his subscribers' laughter and his own; not really intended to offend them. Aside from reaction videos, his GCF and editing collection is well received and loved by many of the viewers. To celebrate 1 Million subscribers, he created a game of hide and seek in the streets of Seoul where he wouldn't hide under a mask. The one that found him, would be able to go on a date with him and be on his next video; boy or girl. It just so happened that famous pop singer, Park Jimin, laughed his lungs out with every video that on the said day, supervised by his manager, he set out to find the mysterious YouTuber nicknamed '𝐻𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑢𝑚 Kook'. Top!Jungkook Bottom!Jimin Contents: •70% will be Social Media •20% Texting •10% Written descriptions •Innuendos, Mentions of Sex & Mature Language •Other BTS ships •Humor •Fluff •MORE [THIS BOOK IS MY (@jikook_sunray) ORIGINAL WORK!!! I ONLY OWN THE STORYLINE.] Completed: NOV/19/2020

Shades... by miss_unknown001

Love has its own sacrifices. Love has its own limits. Love gives u expectations and when u expect something from someone u will definitely get hurt. Love can hurt u so badly that u can't even handle it. Love is a beautiful DREAM and dreams like these never came true . Love is so painful. Love is just an illusion. More u fall in love the more u stuck in it . Love something u can never forget. Love give u memories that u can never forget. But these memories contain some terribly memories. The memories can trun into ur worst nightmare. Love is just a nightmare but it seems to be good . Love can put u in a situation which u can't even imagine. It looks good but just in fictions. Not in real . In real its terrible. So here is the story of a girl who fall in love with ......... and that person was also snatched away from her . Let's find out with whom she falls in love and who becomes a destruction in her pretty good life . What was her future. Y/n A shy girl . Her life was going to take a hard turn . Innocent poor soul doesn't konw anything . She dont know what was waiting for her . Everyone left her . She was living like a body without any soul Her life was made hell by devils They are monsters and monsters doesn't have any feelings. Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over it. ... "I've got a knife and a penis, and one of them is going inside you tonight." , he said while rubbing his dick tip with his fingers. "Wtf u are saying it's not the truth. No it can't happen. " , she said while crying. Remember not every love story have a HAPPY ending . Now i cant say anything just read it ❤️...... And the cover credit goesssssss toooooo.... @Golden_fanfics_ ❤️❤️❤️❤️

An Unsuspecting Journey ✔ by BobbyMarley337

*************************************** While drinking, I saw a handsome stranger looking my way in hunger and his eyes changed colour from brown to yellow. 'Wow that is soo cool, I need to remind myself to get contacts lenses' I thought. Then he was running my way, like the people from the 'The Looney show'. .........Then he tripped on the furniture, and I was running to see if he's okay A) because I'm not totally heartless; and B) I would have laughed but there was blood coming out of nose! ****************************************** Meet Charlotte a crazy, funny and childish girl who loves her food and her friends more than life itself. But what will happen when she meets her mate? Well, let's just hope Charlotte knows what she's doing... #12 Disney 5th March #628 party out of 28.1k #6 Disney land 12th March Well I hope you enjoy reading:) ***************************************** Reviews: 'I love your freaking book! I love how sassy Charlotte is!' Mentioned tired_sad_16 'I really enjoyed it, I love each and every one of your characters and I'm hoping to read a lot more from you.' Mentioned Sweetpop 16 'I'll miss every character in this book, especially my bestie Charlotte. This book is so awesome and it really made me laugh at times ❤❤' Mentioned Modesty_Lover (⬇️Copyright⬇️)

Bad Girl's Nerd by _angry_human_

"To what do I owe this honor?" his voice is trembling with laughter. Jee-buss... he finds this funny... "I saw a butterfly and followed it in here?" I more like ask. He starts laughing. I can only stare. I am loving this. I love this sound. I love this clear view of his forest-green eyes without any glasses. He puts his head on my shoulder as he continues to laugh. "Oh dear, is that what it would take me to get you in my room?" he wipes his eye releasing my hands. I want to answer, 'No... All you need to do is smile and I'll follow you anywhere'. But I keep my mouth shut. He is looking down at me. "Seriously, why are you here? Tell me before I start assuming...." he raises his eyebrow suggestively. ........................................ Read the hilarious and romantic adventure of Luke Wright and Natalia Anderson, as they deal with their own devils and friends all the while getting tangled in their feelings. [[!!Due to wattpad glitches my book might be shown as 'Public Domain' or 'CC'. This book strictly belongs to me and the rights are reserved duffus.. So do not copy my book or story!!]]

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I wish I could escape from your thoughts which was never return to me.it would be a forbidden if I say i am still holding on with my thoughts? Which you hurted my every existence of mine...my trust is broken when u left me on the bed naked after forcing me...Do u care if i die one day? . . . Jungkook:You f#cking taste good "he thrust himself inside u without giving you a warning u screamed in pain" Y/n:Why are you hurting me when i said I DON'T LOVE U "he bite your collar bone marking u as his and he increased the speed making your legs shiver" . . . Jungkook: You're mine SWEETHEART "smirk" ................................................................. |🔞 WARNING 🔞| This story content adult stuff Lust Obsession Revenge Drama Action Smut Happy ending? Jimin-Vivi Joseph 'its my name actually' Suga- Oh.Sarah Taehyung -Wang.Sonu Jhope - unknown Namjoon X y/n JUNGKOOK X Y/N

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MEME FANFIC Sugar And Molasses (Yandere Hunter X Hunter) cover

The Special One cover

●ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴡᴏʟғ || JJK [COMPLETED] cover

My 1st Class Jerk Husband | Jungkook × You • BTS [✔️] cover

It Fit || KTH ff ||✔ cover

Golden Chase | Jikook ✓ cover

Shades... cover

An Unsuspecting Journey ✔ cover

Bad Girl's Nerd cover

𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐅𝐅| 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞🔞 cover

MEME FANFIC Sugar And Molasses (Yandere Hunter X Hunter)

THIS IS A "FOR THE FUNNY FANFIC" DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY PLEASE I HATE IT SO MUCH "I've finally made you mine, my bunny." "Don't come near us. If you do, I'll kill you in an instant...psyche. I'm gonna kill you." "You can't go out there my sweet, it's too dangerous." "Oh, my queen of hearts, won't you entertain me~?" "If you escape, I'll personally find you and make sure you can't walk anymore." "Butterfly, stay away from them ok? They're horrible people who have no mercy for anybody." "You're so sweet, so pretty, so weak...just like a kitten." "Babe, don't make me have to kill him because of his ignorance." "Hehe, I made sure that all the signal is down you disgusting creature." "My queen, will you please accept me? You are my queen, and I'll serve you well." "Your beauty doesn't match the disgusting filth you interact with."