But In Reality-BTS CRACKFIC
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Last published втр, апр. 3, 2018
"Hello ARMY! It's your hope here !" Hoseok said as he started the live stream.
After a few minutes a tall man comes bursting in the room with a huge smile on his face.
"YO HOSEOK, you saw that girl outside with them big titties?" Jin yelled making his presence known to Hoseok and of course... all 1.3 M ARMYS on the Vlive.
"IM ON LIVE YOU DIMWIT"Hoseok yelled with a look of absolute terror on his face.
"You're- you're live...?"
Hoseok shot Jin the look of "yes you stupid ass bitch".
Yoongi uncomfortably watched from across the room trying not to laugh when a dimpled guy walked in the room about to make the whole situation worse.
"YALL SEEN THE GIRL OUTSIDE-"
Jin and Hoseok: "SHUSH WE'RE ON LI-"
"WITH THEM BIG ASS TITTIES!" Namjoon yelled.
Jin and Hoseok were just silent, absolutely terrified at the situation unfolding in front of them.
Namjoon sees the camera.
"Are- are you guys...live right now ?"
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THIS IS A cRaCkFiC!
Where BTS are still international Popstars,but the reality of it.
In no way am i calling BTS idiots or imbeciles, this is just a series of funny events that "would" happen behind camera.
This is based on my imagination/ inspiration of others.
WARNING ⚠️
-Mature Language
-Inappropriate jokes
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