Ridiculousness - The Written Version

This will be a brief explanation of random things that people do that I find utterly ridiculous in every way. This will probably bring you down, so if you're having a marvelous day, don't let me ruin it with my negativity. Please turn back now.

For the rest of you negative nancy's, like me, let us journey onward to a life of why-are-you-being-so-stupid's and complain about it together.