salt & pepper ☀︎ vkook

"i know, we're salt and pepper" taehyung exclaimed, sighing in relief and sinking back into the tub chair like this was something he'd been pondering for a while now. it probably was.

all the while jeongguk had a questionable look on his face, bunny face.

taehyung rolled his eyes, disappointed. "don't you get it you idiot?"

jeongguk thought back all the times he'd analysed a sentence in literature for a few moments, opening and closing his mouth a few times. "could it mean.. no it can't be! hmm, does it suggest that.."

before he concluded, "no, i have no clue what you're talking about."

taehyung chuckled to himself like his boyfriend was stupid. "ugh, you're so dumb babe, pepper is brown, my hair is brown. salt is not brown, your hair is not brown."

jeongguk laughed his bunny laugh, until he saw taehyung was glaring at him like he'd just pronounced 'frustrated' incorrectly, taehyung hates people who pronounce frustrated incorrectly.

"oh you're serious. well tae i hate to break it to you, but first of all salt is white. my hair is blonde. not white. blonde! unless you've been eating some very gone off salt, because then i'd be concerned for you.."

"what did you think it would be, gguk!? pepper and mustard? it's not all about you and your hair color! honestly sometimes i wonder why i put up with you."

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